Sunnies? Shades? I don't need it!

Me : Why are you wearing shades? it's raining.

Meg : I just want to look cool.

Me : You'll look stup!d. You don't wear shades when it's raining, only if it's sunny.

Meg : Oh alright, i'll just look cool without the shades then.

(hanep! matindi talaga ang elib nito sa sarili. di kailangan ng parapernalia!)

Boy lost in translation.

From a book, "Working dogs are used by people who can not fend for themselves."

Dad : "Oh, ano ibig sabihin ng people who can not fend for themselves?"
7yo Son : "Mga tamad Daddy! Ayaw nila gumawa ng sarili nila!"

Ahahaha... Toink!